Joke of The Day.

Sorry, for the lack of posting. Im experiencing a blog block if theres such a thing. Anyways enjoy the joke :).

-Honeymoon splint-
A man is going to work one day and accidentally slams his penis in the car door. He goes to the hospital and the doctor says, "We're going to have to put a splint on that."The guy says, "No way, Doc! I'm getting married in a week." The doctor replies, "Well, if we don't, it's going to be bent for the rest of your life."Finally, the guy agrees and the doctor gets out a couple of tongue depressors and some tape and fixes him up.A week later, and he's on his honeymoon. His new wife is doing a seductive strip-tease in front of him. She takes off her bra and says, "See these? They've never been touched by a man before."She then takes off her panties and says, "See this? It's never been seen by a man before."Seizing his opportunity, the husband whips off his shortsand says, "See this? It's not even out of the crate yet!"